Humor
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, "Jill do you wanna?" Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
These jokes make me want to die.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids drowning.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Boner.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
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A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
My mom asked me to stop making jokes about suicide.
I answered, "Don't worry... I'll stop soon."
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
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I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Three nuns are talking, and the first nun says, "You would never believe what I discovered." Intrigued, the others signal her to continue. "I found a phone in the priest's room," said the first nun. "Oh, that's nothing," said the second one. "I found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. "What did you do with them?" said the first nun. Pridefully, the second nun responds with, "I poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "Oh sh*t...."
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”