Humor
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!