Humor
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"