Humor
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.