Humor
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.