What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Answer: a prostitute from New York. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ’€

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)

Mom told me drugs are my enemies.

Jesus said to like your enemies.

Yay, I can like drugs then!

How did Jesus kill himself?

He fell from his bike.

How many times did he die?

Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.

Time for a random Terraria joke.

Q: Why did the guide die at his house?

A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.

(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!