Humor
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Your (DYM 31).
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
I am dark humor.