Humor

I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!

#NoMoreOrphanJokes

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"

The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"

Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.

Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.

I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...

"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."

Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)

An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.

So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

It never gets old.

What did buttholes say after taking a dump?

Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

'Cause they don't know where the home page is.

with (DYM 27)

One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)

None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?

A man entered the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money. Then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back into his account.

The teller asked the man why he withdrew the money and deposited it back. Then the man replied, "I wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records."

Lol

What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?

A Tyrannosaurus Tex.

What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.

If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?

Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!

Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.

There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.

I want coffee like my men.

Dark.