Humor
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."