Humor
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
I'm not fat!!
I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
Bunger got me like:
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"Balls" got me like: 😂
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
Sis is meme.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
"Don't worry! Life goes on."
"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!