Humor

Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.

D: Johnny, Johnny.

J: Yes, Papa?

D: Eating sugar?

J: No, Papa!

D: Telling lies?

J: No, Papa!

D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)

Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus.

Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende.

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?

don't leave me hanging.

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.

Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"

Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"

What did the calculator say to the student?

You can always count on me.

I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

I finally stopped drinking for good.

Now I purely drink for evil.

Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.

Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.

How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.

Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.

Haha joke haha!

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS