New Humor - Page 89 - Worst Jokes Ever

Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"

Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"

What did the calculator say to the student?

You can always count on me.

I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

I finally stopped drinking for good.

Now I purely drink for evil.

Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.

Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.

How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.

Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.

Haha joke haha!

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS

Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?

The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!

Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?

A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.

Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?

Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.