Humor
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.