Humor
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.