Humor
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"