Humor
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.