Humor
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"