Hows

Hows jokes

Lover

All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!

Bullying

I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.

Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.

PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.

Thank you.

Cat

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?

You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"

Child

How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.

Baby

How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?

It depends how many bullets you have.

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  • Way

    How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.

    Friend

    How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?

    They're my friends.

    Baby

    How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

    Rape

    How do you rape a girl?

    By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!

    Gay Man

    How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?

    Take a dump on her vagina!

    Butt Plug

    Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.

    Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.

    Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.

    Will

    Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.

    Tumor

    Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?

    A: Tumor.