Hows jokes
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
This is how I got [redacted]
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.