Hows jokes
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
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How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
This is how I got [redacted]
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!