Hows jokes
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
How do you make an idiot say how?
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
This is how I got [redacted]
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.