Hows jokes

Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.

Texter 2: How?

Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.

How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?

QUEUE THE MUSIC

BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT

In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

How do pigs kill themselves?

They commit Kermit-cide.

Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!

You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?

Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

How to silence a black protester at a rally?

TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?

He spoke softly and carried a big stick.

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

This is how animals were named.

"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

"Bison. Perfect."

How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.

In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)

Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.