Hows jokes
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
You are in the airway, how funny!
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
...
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.