Hows jokes
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!