Hows jokes
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.