Hows jokes

How many potatoes to feed the elephant?

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.

How does a terrorist feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane."

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."

How to fart:

Let it go, let it go.

How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.

How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?

Cremation.

How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?

With some HOT TRACKS!

How do rappers communicate underwater?

They drop some sick flow-tation.

How do rappers stay cool?

They use RAP-SICLES.

How do rappers like their coffee?

With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.

How do rappers like their pizza?

With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.

How do you know if a rapper is lying?

His rhymes don't add up.

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!

How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?

Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

How does a rapper make tea?

He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today? Did I have to text more today after dinner? I did text, and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠. Night is so nice 👍. I did not walk away, but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home, can you walk?