Hows jokes

All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!

I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.

Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.

PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.

Thank you.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?

You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"

How do you confuse a ginger?

Throw a cross at them.

How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.

In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.

Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.

A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.

How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?

It depends how many bullets you have.

How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.

How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?

They're my friends.

How do you rape a girl?

By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!

How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?

- Pokémon

How did the Java programmer's son get rich?

Because of inheritance.

How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...

How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?

Take a dump on her vagina!

Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.

Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.

Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.

How do you call a black pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.

What did one bean say to the other bean?

How you bean?

Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?

A: Tumor.