Hows jokes
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.