How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Hows Jokes
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?
They're my friends.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
