Hows jokes
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
You are in the airway, how funny!
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.