Hows jokes
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
How do you make an idiot say how?
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
How can you never find a hippo hiding behind a weed?
Because they're so good at it.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.