Hows jokes
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
How do you make an idiot say how?
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
Memes
Haha
How do you stun a Scotsman?
Ask them to say "purple burglar alarm".
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
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Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”