Hows jokes
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
How's it going @#$!
What's the time?
How would I know?
Memes
Hey bitch how u doing?
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
How can Batman defeat the Joker? A: With a handful of sleeping pills.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
How do you see past that forehead?
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."