Hows jokes
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
How's it going @#$!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."