Hows jokes

It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...

How does the cheetah do in every race?

It’s always a cheetah.

How is your cereal? Oh, wait.

Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!

Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT

Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?

Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.

How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?

She didn't.

How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?

Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?

Person: Yea, why?

Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)

How do you ground a Gen Z?

Make them go outside and socialize.

How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!

Guy 1: How far are we going?

Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.

Some moving men had just begun their day's work.

The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.

The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."

How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?

Power off his chair.

How do you fix an igloo?

With Iglue.

How do u catch a tame rabbit?

The tame way.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Somebody threw an EMP at him.

How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?

He could feel it in his bones!

How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."

I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.

In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.

How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?

In the ashtray.