Hows jokes
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
How do you see past that forehead?