How to make a orphans hand bleed??? By making them clap until there parents come back.
Imagine your new playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1:shoot someone Option 2:suicide
Me: aren't they the same thing?
My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.
I told them “because I’m such a noose-ance.”
Why do the depressed people go to camp to learn how to tie knots tighter
How to know if your wife is dead ; well the sex is still trash ;but the dishes really start to pile up
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
Why did God make men? Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn.... =^..^=
How to respond if someone starts look at the photos on your phone. Step 1: jab your thumbs into their eye sockets
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me Shoyu."
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it
How to get quick cash: Step 1: Kill a child's parents Step 2: Do foster care for them Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
cannabalism
Why orphans suck at Gta because they don't know how to be wanted.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
my brother wanted to go fishing i told him he had to learn how to master bait go look it up on youtube guess who is grounded
bully: im going to hurt you so bad You: well..your IQ is same amount of teeth im about to knock out so...your so dumb that you cant don't even know how to do that
and your IQ is 5
