How to make an orphan BLEED Step 1- Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family Step 2- LAUGH EVILY as they BLEED Step 3- tell them to kys Step 4- leave that mental asylum
do u guys know how to make a hoe in minecraft? you pick it up off the street.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the twin towers.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
How to get a girl in three steps: Step 1: grab a pillow Step 2: grab a blanket Step 3: keep dreaming
How to kill a blond put a scratch & sniff in a pool]
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
how to make time fly
answer throw a clock out of the window
Why can't orphans play base ball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
How to get into politics Fail art school
Why are orphans bad at basketball,They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox? Just tell him that it floats.
Today my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings and when my brother walked past my mom asked me a question "what do you think of going through kids heads during a school shooting " That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom "bullets" we don't talk about this anymore
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
How to commit arson 1. Burn down an orphanage
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
I made a house for orphans and....
they had no clue How to use it
