How to Jokes

Hey girl are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock

How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual

The same way that you would treat anybody else you homophobic bastard

Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that. :|

Why is frozen a good movie for orphans? Because they know how to 'let it go' when their parents went

How to decorate a wall:

Strip of the paper and original plaster

put on fresh plaster and wall paper

paint it (if you want)

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

Why did God create women before men? He didn’t want any advice on how to do it

How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.

How to not exist: Kys

I once saw a noose joke.

I wanna know how to make one :D

How to make a white ice cream red.. blend a baby into it

How to get rid of your depression: 1. Stop self pittying 2. Realize you can't 3. Fucking deal with it Your welcome

Bro never learned how to play jenga 🙄

People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary

Why does an Orphan never learn how to drive cause he has no dad to help him

Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide because you won’t bring back afterwards

Me:how does this thing work? ForTnite kid: oh u don’t know how to use a pistol look I’ll show you ForTnitekid: shoots foot Me: that wasn’t a very good demonstration

Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me

This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says f*** no you won’t return it

I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turns out they only knew how to play heads, shoulders, wheels, and frame.