A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide, the librarian responds with ”fuck off you won’t bring it back!”
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My whife caught me one day for watching a porn channel so i quickly turned the tv to a fishing channel. On her way out she said: 'You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!'
I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
Lmao idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.
Person 1: you are the dumbest person in the class. Person 2: well ur the second. Person 2: maybe but at least im not the dummest. Person 2: i know how to fix that! ... Next day person commits sucide...
Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven
How to tell your kid he's adopted: Son, I'm a virgin.
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all
Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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How to kill a blind person. Give them a gun and tell them its a hairdryer.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them just answer the phone and say "Pizza Hut abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
Today my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings and when my brother walked past my mom asked me a question "what do you think of going through kids heads during a school shooting " That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom "bullets" we don't talk about this anymore
