- What did the skeleton say to his friend? - Actually... TIBIA honest i don't know how to complete this joke...
My Infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
Why are Mexican families so big? They don’t know how to put a condom on.
How to make an orphan die
Tell then to yell until their folks come home.
Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.
Girl you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head
i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it
How to surprise a blind man; put a plunger in the toilet :)
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
how to make holy water 1-grab a pot 2-put water in it 3-set the stove to 420 degrees 4-boil the hell out of it
It's funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to COUNT his BARS
Damn boy , you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word racism. People can't be something that doesn't exist
how to cats relieve themselves in front of people? by licking their puss
