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People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary

Why does an Orphan never learn how to drive cause he has no dad to help him

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I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turns out they only knew how to play heads, shoulders, wheels, and frame.

- What did the skeleton say to his friend? - Actually... TIBIA honest i don't know how to complete this joke...

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly or... Are they just given a quick crash course?

My Infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.

If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.

i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it

Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?

Answer; She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!

Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.

Why are Mexican families so big? They don’t know how to put a condom on.

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how to make holy water 1-grab a pot 2-put water in it 3-set the stove to 420 degrees 4-boil the hell out of it

I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.

It's funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.