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The image shows a scarecrow dressed in a white robe and pointed hood standing in a field of watermelons. The text above the image says, "How to protect your watermelon farm".

Anonymous

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A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"

Wade

The image shows a scarecrow dressed in a white robe and hood, similar to what members of the KKK would wear. The scarecrow stands in a field of watermelons. The text reads 'How to protect your watermelon farm.'

freddyfatbear

cant talk..

The meme depicts a four-panel cartoon of a man reading a book titled "How to socialize with people." In the second panel, he is shown with a different book open to a single word, "Talk". The final panel shows the man with tears in his eyes.

Manga fan

Relatable

The image shows text on a light green background stating: "How to know when something won't be fun: - Someone will say 'come on, it'll be fun'" with an umbrella icon and the user name @potkan3000.

A Star Wars Fan

A black and white picture shows a person with a tear running down their face. Above, there is the text: "When you order a book called 'How to scam people' and it still hasn't arrived after 3 months:"

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The image is a four-panel comic featuring a stick figure with a troll face. The first panel reads, "How to have a higher chance of winning in Russian roulette." The second panel shows the stick figure holding a pistol and reads, "Step 1: acquire a semi automatic pistol instead of a revolver". The third panel shows the stick figure holding the pistol and another stick figure with a concerned face and reads, "Step 2: tell your friend to go first." The fourth panel reads, "Problem death?" and shows the troll face again.

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The image shows a blurred figure with glowing red eyes. Above the image it says: "Me to my FBI agent when he asks why I searched up how to execute kids." Underneath the image it says: "My goals are beyond your understanding."

Anonymous

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How to say “I love you” be like :

The image shows six different cartoon characters and their alternative responses to the phrase "I love you". The first character, a yellow X, says "Thanks". The second character, a blue 4, is laughing nervously. The third character, a green 2, says "Who doesn't?". The fourth character, a gray 8, says "Why?". The fifth character, a black 7, says "YEET". The sixth character, a blue 6, says "A horrible decision, really."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a portrait of Walt Whitman, with the text "Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend. - Walt Whitman" above him.

MEME LORD

The image shows a tweet by Stanford F. Pines, PhD. He tweeted, 'It appears that there are 4 inches of snow today.' The tweet is above a picture of a hole in the snow, which is where he took the measurement.

A Star Wars Fan

A four-panel comic shows a character named Billy at a computer searching "How to deinstall TikTok?" on Google. The bottom panels show an FBI agent who monitors Billy's searches saying, "Oh, Billy..." and "I'm really proud of you."

randomone

How to counter attack jesus christ

The image shows a four-panel split image. The first panel shows a portrait of Jesus Christ. The second panel shows a closeup of a character from Yu-Gi-Oh! looking determined. The third panel shows a hammer and several nails. The fourth panel shows a character from Yu-Gi-Oh! looking shocked and scared with his eyes wide open and his mouth gaping.

Heroin Monkey

A close-up shot of a yellow tape measure on a dark surface. The text "1ft" and "3ft" are visible. The tape measure has the words "1ft" and "3ft" written with a permanent marker. Below the tape measure there is the text: "Anyone know how to erase permanent marker?"

randomone

How to make babies laugh

The image is a side-by-side comparison. On the left, a woman with light skin is making a silly face with her eyes wide, her tongue out, and her hands framing her face. The text above says "Baby teasing". On the right, a man with light skin is smiling and squinting his eyes by pushing the skin at the corner of his eyes. The text above says "asian baby teasing".

XI

A Google search shows search suggestions like "how to train your poo", "how to train your poodle", "how to train your poodle puppy" etc.. Below, a stick figure is pointing to a pile of poop and says: "SIT! Good Poop".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Spotify playlist titled "how to fall down a staircase." The playlist includes songs titled: "Step 1 (with Offset)," "Step 2," "Step 5," "Step 8," "Step 13," "Step 25," and "Floor."

Nico Di Anglo

A meme featuring two images: one of Matt Murdock (Daredevil) smiling and wearing sunglasses, and another of Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch) looking distressed. The text reads, "What's the difference between Matt Murdock and Wanda Maximoff? One knows how to cope without vision."

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