Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly or... Are they just given a quick crash course?
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
Answer; She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
how to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a dehydration vaccine.
Bro never learned how to play jenga 🙄
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
How to cure boredom:
If your bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell there parents?
asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
WHY DO PEOPLE PLAY BASKETBALL BECAUSE THEY WANT TO LEARN HOW TO SUCK BALLS
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
What is the only thing lesbians now how to grow? Cucumbers
When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key
Being in a cage But nobody sees you
Being outside of a cage- but it's empty
Living and realizing you've been born into one
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**-
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. you have the key But you don't know how to use it.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Your Mom's Favourite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook
One time Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise. No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style. His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend .
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes
Yo mommas so fat she doesn’t know how to play bacon.
Why are orphans so skinny? They never learned how to home cook.
