How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart don’t let me down again, please.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad ... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
this guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named how to commit suicide he never returned it
How to get a girl in three steps: Step 1: grab a pillow Step 2: grab a blanket Step 3: keep dreaming
Why does an Orphan never learn how to drive cause he has no dad to help him
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry. Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
At 5 years, i already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
In kindergarten we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words. Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit"
How to do trick a gay man to have sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
How to astronauts have a party? They planet
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox? Just tell him that it floats.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q. but still had to learn how to be disabled.
do you know steven is dead he doesent have a stone do you know how to find him a metal detector
how to kick a deaf person off the plane step1 pretend to yell and get some friends to do it too step 2 tell your friends to raise both of there hands step 3 hes out of the plane on a parachute.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide because you won’t bring back afterwards
How to become a monkey
Put a red dot on your forehead
How to make emo cakes: Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging
