How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.
Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t now how to cast his pole and he asked his friend joe how to cast it and then he cast he only cast 3feet and he never learned how to do it.
Do you want to know how to NY jets got their name
What did the plane say to the twin towers? - Lmao, you twins don't know how to play jenga. here let me show you how (BOOM) ;)
How to make a white ice cream red.. blend a baby into it
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
If you don’t know how to braid hit that follow button let’s gooo
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker🖕that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture
How to know something won’t be fun: Someone will say cmon it’ll be fun!
Why are orphans bad at basketball,They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary
Girl you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head
why do orphans not know how to spell.
because know one likes them dump people.🤭🤡
Good lord, any tips on how to kidnap children. I say free candy and they run
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
all i wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise* unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
Nining leven BITCH. Idk how to spell but its that shit where the plains flew into them towers
how to blind kids get punished? By moving the furniture around the house
