Teacher, there is 3 birds 1 gets shot how many are left.
Student, non they flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, acautly 2 but i like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there is 3 women eating ice cream 1 licking it 1 drinking it melted and 1 sucking it which one is married.
Teacher,the one sucking it?
Student, no the one with the ring but i like the way you think.
How many ears does Captain Picard have? -- Three: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?
Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
there are 5 cats on a boat and 1 jumps off. how many are left?- 0 they were copy cats
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets? cuz thats how many kids are in a class
How many times do yo tickle a squid before it laughs???
TEN-TICKLES
How many wives does Santa have? Hoe Hoe Hoe
Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"oh cool"
"this is mother Teresa's clock, the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense"
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
How many people can you fit in a car? 6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front and my nan in the ash tray.
there were 25 cows 28 chickens how many didn't
a redhead tells her blonde hair stepsister. i slept with a puerto rican'... then the blonde replies. omg you dirty little slut! how many is a puerto rican?
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips? 1, if the bag is family size
