A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
