How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
