How Many Jokes

how many Americans does it take to fill the grand canyon

4

3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"

The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"

A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:

How do you check that a rabbit is old?

You check how many grey hares it has

How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.

How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.

The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live - the doctor replied tu-more

How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?

It depends on your speed.

How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants???? A. A cock and a few hairs (hares)

How many redheads does it take to change lightbulb?

One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

huh im really pissed of no matter how many jokes i make no one likes them😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year

Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track

How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don't need lightbulbs -- they glow in the dark.

How many people fit in a tree

I don't know you tell me.

How many sally's does it take to change a ligthbulb?

None, she was eletricuted.

Mary has a house near a forrest she lives with her bro and she once said how many trees are there and her bro said: idk. She said: tree

How many victims does Shaw have?

We don’t know yet it’s four years and counting.

How many emo’s dose it take to fix a light Idk bc they never came down

How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.