I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
I looked in the mirror yesterday. I still have nightmares...
What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
