Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
Horror Jokes
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
