What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom. What is worse than that? It eats its way out. What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian’s hahahahaha
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
What do vegetarian zombies eat? -- Graaaaiins.
