Hope jokes
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!