Hope jokes

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.

After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”

She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”

To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.

A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.

A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.