Aspiration jokes
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
My hopes and dreams.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
I want to be a pilot.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.
May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: Oh, I wan-
Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.
Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.