Holiday jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
This Jake
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Which month is the bus? December.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?