Holiday jokes
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄
Which month is the bus? December.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Father: "Fritz, light the Christmas tree!"
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.