Hitler jokes
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
Hitler.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
User name is Nico Belick.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”