So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
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Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
He wasn't that bad.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
