Hitler jokes
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Memes
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
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Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
He wasn't that bad.