Hitler jokes

My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.

Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?

Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

What do you call suicidal Hitler?

Slitler.

What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?

Finish a race.

Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.

We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.

Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.

Why can’t Hitler do track?

He can’t even finish a race.

A man walks into a bar.

Then he walks into a Pole.

Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"

Hitler was the most handsome man alive.

Everyone died for him.

Why is Hitler better than Biden?

Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.

What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?

One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

What is Hitler's favorite animal?

A dolphin.

Why does Hitler hate golf?

He would end up in a bunker!

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”