So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
User name is Nico Belick.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
He wasnt that bad.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
