Hitler

Hitler jokes

Woman

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

Dad

So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.

Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.

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  • Man

    Hitler was the most handsome man alive.

    Everyone died for him.

    Memes

    Farmer

    What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?

    One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.

    Oven

    What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

    “Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

    Robber

    Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

    A black guy.

    Blowjob

    Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...

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  • Grass

    Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!

    Guy

    Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

    But he really saved the History Channel.

    History

    Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

    Time

    What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?

    Smoking.