Hitler jokes
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him…
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Hitler was a nazi.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.