Hitler

Hitler jokes

Woman

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

Dad

So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.

Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.

Man

Hitler was the most handsome man alive.

Everyone died for him.

Memes

Farmer

What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?

One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.

Oven

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

Blowjob

Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...

Robber

Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

A black guy.

History

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

Guy

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.

Grass

Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!

Time

What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?

Smoking.