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Why did lil timmy drop his lollies
(He was hit by a train
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot
What was David Bowie’s last hit? Probably heroin.
Why is my plane delayed
Because someone hit the sears tower
Today; Worst day ever
My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
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An autistic kid hit me so I kicked him back and died
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why did the boy drop his ice cream.....he got hit my a bus.
A hitman walks into a bar and tells the bartender I m here to assassinate John Tucker. The bartender replies he’s in the restroom. The hit man goes inside the restroom and comes out after 1 hour. The bartender asks him did u kill him? The hitman replies with a sad face “I asked him any last wishes and the guy asked me to allow him to finish his shit as he is half way in passing his stools so I gave him my word that I would wait and so I waited for an hour and when I asked him what’s taking him so long he says he will not be able to finish because he is just getting started”.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table
A man walks into a sky scraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An on looker watch’s this and is scared but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped cane back up a gain 10 minutes later. The onlooker who is amazed asked the man how he was still alive and the man said with a drunk slurred voice I “I don’t know every time I take a shot and jump I float right before I hit the ground!” The man demonstrates and as he said floated down and and came back up to the bar. The onlooker says that he must try slams a shot of tequila and jumps SPLAT! The bartender looks at the first man and says”Your and a-hole when your drunk Superman.”
my blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike he should have been paying attention
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die
Why can’t a orphan hit a home run Bc he doesn’t have a home
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as i cant feel
I was wo dring why the ball was getting bigger then it hit me
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
