Hit jokes
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.