Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus
If a cat hits you with her tail is it considered being pussy whipped?
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
There once was 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said this is disgusting and threw it out the window the 2nd man bit into a banana and said this is rotten and he threw it out the window the 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed " ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT" and he threw it out the window. Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying he replied an apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head! the police officer said that is weird and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked why are you crying and he answered a banana came flying out of the sky and hit he on the head the officer said this has been a strange day. Then he says a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said while he was laughing my dad farted and the house blew up.
Q: why did sally survive the car accident A: she hit an ambulance
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
I'm taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
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why'd sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by and orphanage but then relies, there's no speed bumps here...
A Man: I must confess father Priest: what are you her to confess A Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son Priest: and what happened to your son A Man: He said a man raped him Priest: when and where did this happened A Man: a local church, idk which one Priest...by whom? A Man: A priest he said, he said the priest had black hair and blue eyes. kind of like you Priest: ...shit
What happens if a Asian walks into a wall with a boner. They hit there nose on the wall
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
Why cant orphans play baseball?
they never hit home
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn't get back up.
Why did Hitlers girlfriend break up with him, he Hit-ler
when you go to a baseball game and they say heads up and put your head up and the ball hits you in the head.
Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.
