Hit jokes

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?

Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.

Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?

Dave: No.

Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

What color was the plane after it hit the tower?

It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).

Depression hits harder than my dad.

Today; worst day ever.

My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.

Why did Gemma fall off her bike?

She got hit by a fridge.

I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.

Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.

I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂

Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.

A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.

The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."

Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."

Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.

Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.

I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.

I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.

In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿