Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
what hits the ground first a apple or a emo girl..... the rope would catch her
When you're sad hit an orphan
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
