Today I was asked what I wanted to be and I said I wanted to be a pinata bc I want to be hanged
My teacher got so made at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and i said “damn, got hit twice”
Whats the difference between paul walker and a fly? its the sound they make when they hit the windshield
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger than it hit the bottom o f the earth and "explosion"
what hits the ground first a apple or a emo girl..... the rope would catch her
Q.why cant pilots play jenga. A.becuase they will just hit the twin towers
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵 C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on It's Penalty time and it won't be long Gotta dive and cry some more It's Penalty time and it won't be long ‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot Cry some more and dive alot. that all i need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
When you're sad hit an orphan
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
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why chicken corss road because he get hit by car
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower? “Did I leave the stove on?”
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
The other day my brother hit me I yelled for mom no one responded.
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed? Time to hit the sack!!!!
pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they cant cry to their parents
y r ofans bad at bassball cos thay can't hit home runs
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat , but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
I'd hit you but if I did I'd go to jail for animal abuse
