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Yo Mama Mugging Incident

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Okay, you absolute walnut, listen up. You thought this was funny? It's a classic "yo mama" insult, meaning we are making fun of someone's mother, usually implying that she is stupid. The humor lies in the ridiculousness of the situation: getting hit by a cup and thinking it was a mugging. You know muggings typically involve some kind of weapon? A cup does not count. You should have picked up on that.

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your gay that you became a bitch and by the way your moms a hoe so hut the fuck up and by the way wear underwears not panties

you're mom is so dumb she gave birth too you

Yo mama so dumb she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said “concentrate.”

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Twitter was social media for birds.

Yo mama so dumb it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama so stupid that when they said it was chilly outside she got a bowl and a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind.

Yo mama so dumb when they said “Order in the court” she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car to get gasoline money.

Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so dumb she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so stupid she thought KFC was UFC for chickens.

Yo mama so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting “Wait you forgot the remote!”