Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
So I was looking though my pictures and I found a picture of a random kids that took a picture of his ugly face it look like someone that got hit by a car than a bus than a semi
Thatâs what I get for not having a password on my iPad
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
One day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. She picks it up.
"Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby?"
Sally says, "No, she's upstairs with Uncle John."
"Uncle John? I don't know an Uncle John."
"No, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy."
"No, I'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family."
"Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally.
"Ummm, no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now."
"Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!"
"Great job Sally! What did she say?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. She's now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
Then dad replies "Swimming pool? We don't have a... is this 468-1843?"
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, âWell, thatâs a little condescending.â
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
son: yo dawg, tell me a story dad: yall motherfuckers aint gon believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a kfc, and comes out with wings, chicken wings. Also why did hawking try to walk across the road, his wheelchair only goes 1 mph so he got hit by a bus.
my dad hits me :(
Why don't bulls play archery tjey might hit a bulls-eye
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
Whatâs the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
2 men walk into a bar and they both hit their heads
Why couldnât Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit sally
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
