History jokes
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
Memes
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.