History jokes
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?