History jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Who invented shadow boxing?
Adolf Hitler.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.