History jokes
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Memes
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.