History jokes
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Memes
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?