History jokes
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.