History jokes
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Memes
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.