History jokes
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!