What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
