History jokes
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
My granddad killed Hitler.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!