Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
History Jokes
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
I rate you a 9/11.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
