History jokes
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
My granddad killed Hitler.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!