History jokes

Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:

"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"

The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.

If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.

Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Di.

Di who?

See, easily forgotten.

I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.

Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

They had better reflexes than the trading center.

Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.

I rate you a 9/11.

Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

Gas is expensive nowadays.

In the 1940s, they got it for free.

When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?

Hiroshima, Japan 1946.

Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?

Osmoses.

When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.

I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.

A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"

I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.