History jokes
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Memes
The Austrian flag simply explained!
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.