History jokes
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
I give these jokes a 9/11.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
I have the superpower to predict the past.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.