History jokes
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
Crucifixion was the first T-pose.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
Memes
The Austrian flag simply explained!
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.