History jokes
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."