History jokes
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.