History jokes
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Memes
i miss when polotics was just insulting your opponent
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.