Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
History Jokes
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
