History jokes
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Ooo.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.