History jokes
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...