History jokes

Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!

We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!

Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.

You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?

*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"

I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.

Who’s better, Bird or Magic?

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.

Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.

I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.

Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.