History jokes
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Memes
I’m running out of ideas 4 a title
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!