History jokes
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
I'll rate this a 9/11.