History jokes
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
Memes
I’m running out of ideas 4 a title
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.