History jokes
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Memes
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
KK or Liv?
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.