History jokes

Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?

'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.

When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.

Twin Towers are on fire.

The terrorist has a streak of two.

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.

Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.

Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

"Welcome to the gulag."

Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?

Prince Andrew's victims.

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.