History jokes
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.