History jokes
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Memes
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. đď¸đ
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Whatâs the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You canât milk a cow for 15 years.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survivedâmy grandpa. The others have fallenâhis friends.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.