History jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
I rate it 9/11.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.