Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
