9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
History Jokes
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What would you do if you were killed?
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
