We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
