I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Crash and Burn
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. The punchline "crash and burn" is a reference to the 9/11 attacks, where planes crashed into the Twin Towers and, well, burned. I would call that some grade A wordplay, if I do say so myself. And you should know, calling something wordplay is the nicest thing I can say to you.