History jokes
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?