History jokes
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.