What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
History Jokes
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
