Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. đź’€
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt, they don't know what mummies are
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
