History jokes
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.