History jokes
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.