History jokes
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
The Middle Ages were called the dark ages because there were too many knights.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
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Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.