History jokes
See the lies.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
My granddad killed Hitler.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.